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Rhys B – "How Do I put My Picture on the Internet"

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008
  • Rhys B’s answer to: “How Do I put My Picture on the Internet”

Rhys B This is an experiment (See Update 6 below) to see if I can resolve the question: “How Do I put My Picture on the Internet?”, so that it shows up with my name for a Google Search?????

See it Here. So what I have done is displayed it here and

Picture of Rhys B
Photo of Rhys B

Used Keyword Coherence and Site Synergy“: to be sure that my name shows up as the first keyword in the Google SERPs, and now you just might discover exactly, “How Do I put My Picture on the Internet?”

UPDATE : OK, so Mr Google spotted this post 43 minutes after I posted it, and it showed No 1 in the SERP’s in a search for the keyphrase, “How Do I put My Picture on the Internet”, but so far the picture hasn’t come up on an image search for Rhys B.

UPDATE 2: 14 days later and still the picture hasn’t come up on an image search for Rhys B. Seems Google images results lag way behind the data searches!

UPDATE 3: 6 Weeks on and still no sign of the Google image crawler. Oh, well; This very informative post from Xarj Blog and Podcast suggests that G is very slow indeed to index images,  like it can take up to a year[See update 6 below].

UPDATE 4: Very discouraging – nearly 6 months on and still no sign of the pic in Google Images. Have added a DIV frame around it with a Title in Bold, to see if that helps!

UPDATE 5: Success!!!! Finally [10 months later] Google has decided to list this pic [Rhys B] in the Image Search. I rate this as a NOT VERY successful experiment!

IMAGE SEO: If you want to do any SEO on your images, then this article is was was the tops. The most important tip for me was that when G uses random text to label an image, it takes it from ABOVE the image. Therefore, be sure to have descriptive text above the image as well as below it.

UPDATE 6: Yeeeeee-haaaaaa! I believe I’ve finally got it sorted.  The trick is this – set the title of the pic, the post title,  the opening BOLD bullet header, and the img title ALL to THE SAME KEYWORD/PHRASE. E.G., “put-my-picture-on-the-internet[.jpg]” Also put the image IMMEDIATELY after the Bullet Header.  The Big G will then  index your picture within 6 weeks.  (This assumes that G is spidering your site regularly). This has been true for the last dozen or so posts I have applied this formula to.

This method assumes that you are able to make a post titled the same as the title you want Google to index the picture under – so the Post might be titled Photo of John/Jane Doe; the bullet head read John/Jane Doe Online; the img title read John/Jane Doe and the pic name be john/jane-doe.jpg

Barossa Whispering Wall

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

The Barossa Whispering Wall

This is a quite accidental miracle where the perfect arc of the reservoir dam wall has magical acoustic properties and can transmit even a child’s whisper the full 140+ meter length of the Barossa reservoir whispering wall.

Barossa Reservoir Whispering Wall

I have just put up a site to display and explain this amazing phenomenon. See it here and I was enchanted to discover lots of other reference to it in blogs all over the world. This guy even has a poem about the “no secrets” factor and this lady has some quite professional down-loadable pictures; and so on.

Any time you are in South Australia take a little time and check out the beauty of the reserve and the miracle of the Barossa whispering wall. All this is in the famed Barossa Valley, a world renowned wine region with countless wine trails, tours, scenic delights and so on.

A Major Difficulty……

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008

I got this awful problem today at breakfast – Here I was, peacefully buttering my toast and applying a health-giving dose of marmalade to it, when I suddenly realized that I didn’t really know which end to bite first. This morsel of toast was totally bland and symmetrical; I mean, usually there is absolutely nil difficulty in this decision because one end appears less inviting than the other, and the choice is very simple – Start at the bad end, and eat my way through to FINISH ON THE BEST BIT.

This is not good, being faced with decisions before even finishing breakfast. I asked Mary, and her (quite creative) suggestion was to keep biting bits off each end alternately, but this I felt was the wimps way out. and hadn’t properly addressed the problem. In the end I just blanked out the difficulty and started in on the nearest end. I have still got a very unsatisfied feeling inside, and I think now that I shouldn’t have chickened out, but stayed on it until I got a proper result.

I feel quite nervous now at the prospect of my lunchtime sandwich. My Doctor would probably have a fit if he found out the kind of stress I’m subjecting my system to; and instantly double my heart tablet dose. This is sad really, because I actually retired just to get away from all these constant executive decisions.

Roll on tomorrow!